Friday, March 5, 2010
Isu Maulud
Yang tok guru kata maulud tak ada fadilat tu sebabnya ...hai..apa kes la berarak tapi rambut terburai...selawat tapi yang nabi sampaikan tak buat. Selawat pekdah menda. Dok bertempuk tampar betina jantan bukan mahram satu hal lagi...tu dalam proses nak berarak tu.
Hanginnya lagi...Lepas berarak kan solat Jumaat. Eh...tak pergi solat depa tu semua. Dok makan nasi bungkus dengan sedut rokok.
Apa hal ni bro?
Lepas dalam surat kabo... kata tok guru bagi statement hitu hini, selawat tak boleh la apa la... Astaghfirullahal a'zim...
Betul lah nabi kata Islam itu dagang, dan akan kembali dagang.
Korang memang tak sayang nabi.
Ke Medan Ilmu
Para peniaga mendirikan khemah masing-masing, tidak perlu bayar apa-apa untuk satu-satu tapak. Aku pernah buat 'show' sekali untuk lukisan yang hampeh di situ.
Keindahan bersaudara
Pakcik pakcik mengucapkan salam dan bertegur sapa. Berkongsi meja makan pagi. Adik - adik remaja berkopiah serta menggalas beg dan buku nota untuk menadah kitab. Berlumba-lumba untuk berada di depan guru. Sebentar lagi jalan-jalan di medan ilmu akan penuh dengan manusia.
Mereka bersalam dan senyum. Saudara seagama.
Terharu. Hati teruja dan berasa berada di zaman nabi.
Aku mengasingkan diri ke khemah jemaah wanita. Ada yang bawa surat khabar lama, bimbang jika tidak ada ruang di khemah, surat khabar lama boleh dijadikan alas/
Siapa yang baru duduk menghulurkan tangan kepada kenalan baru. Siapa yang tidak punya ruang, surat khabar lama dikongsi-kongsikan. Saling bertegur sapa.
Ada yang bawa tafsir, membuka tafsir. Ada yang bawa buku kecil, membuka buku kecil/
Lepas sesi kuliah pertama aku berangkat cari bos. Berjalan seputar bangunan Jaafar Rawas. Tak semena aku ditegur Mama Miah. Kami berbual sementara menunggu ustaz ke dua dan dia menghulurkan sebiji mempelam... rindu aku pada Mama Miah.
Keindahan bersukarela
Semasa di bawah khemah muslimat, tiba-tiba datang seorang pak cik yang kurang upaya. Cacat. Jalan tidak stabil. Tangan lemah. Baju lusuh. Seluar lusuh. Hampir-hampir jatuh tak terkawal ketika mahu bertenggek dibirai kaki lima.
Tapi pak cik tu membuatkan mata aku basah. Hati bergetar.
Dalam keadaan pakcik yang lemah di kedua-dua tangannya ada risalah tarbiyah (aku tau cikgu nik mesti involve dalam penerbitan ni) dan buletin (tak sempat ambik)... Dalam kepayahan pakcik membahagi-bahagi risalah tarbiyah itu.
Aku rasa hinanya lah aku... tak setanding dengan keikhlasan pakcik itu dalam bersukarela. Demi syiar...dia bersusah payah. Pakcik itu lemah, seluar lusuh, baju buruk, kaki tempang, jalan hampir tumbang ... tapi demi apa yang dinamakan daulat Islam...pakcik rela bersusah payah menggendong risalah. Betapa pahala daripada itu tidak tergambarkan.
Keindahan Bersedekah
Di medan ilmu, kiri dan kanan bersedekah... tok guru kata... bersedakah walau seringgit...pahalanya mengalir seperti air sungai . Jadi tok guru ajar rakyat bersedekah, jika dengan duit itu dibuat jalan...selagi jalan diguna orang ..pahala mengalir juga kepada rakyat. Tak putus-putus.
Senario selain bersedekah ke tabung serambi:-
Hari tu mak bawa balik kain sarung batik. Katanya ada orang sebelah bagi sedekah, semasa menadah kitab.
Hari tu aku tengok mak bawa buah salak banyak dalam plastik. Aku usha-usha...rupanya mak bagi-bagikan kepada kawan-kawan baru yang duduk ditepi2 nya semasa di bawah khemah. Siapa yang duduk tepi mak, dia lah yang dapat.
Lalu mereka menjadi kenalan...
I love my place.
Oh wHat a DaY!
Then terpaksa menyusahkan nenek sedara, yang berpagi-pagi kejutkan aku. Tak masuk bigbos lagi. "Kata nak pergi kerja." Tok ngah aku ketuk pintu. Masa tu dia bertahajud. Aku? nak bangun tahajud pun liatttttttttttt, nak redah awal subuh ? huuu. Dalam pada itu (wow), aku redah juga. Kalau 'ponteng' mau kena ulang lagi tiga hari? Tu pun masa subuh aku jemaah cepat-cepat dengan bos dan terussssssss membelah kabus.
Gelap lagi. Kabus agak tebal. Jarak pandangan hanya 5 batu nautika (ngarut), aku rasa hanya buleh nampak 5 jalur garis putih putus-putus di hadapan. Dalam hati memang aku niat lepas observe ni aku nak sambung tidur di postgrad/ Oww... tidak begitu jadinya. Masa nak ambik gambo plate memang lah leceh. Berpeluh. Sedar sedar hari dah siang.
Hikmahnya ada.
Sepanjang perjalanan ke kampus. Bulan masih terang. Bintang masih bersisa. Tak payah pasang lampu depan. Ada kabus. Ada embun. Ada sisa transpirasi menitik dan terbias ke muka. Ada angin sejuk. Masih tidak nampak warna rumput. Melalui padang. Rumput menampakkan warna keemasan tetapi menyejukkan mata, tanda kemarau.
Panorama ini tidak timbul pada masa sesak, sibuk, hingar dan siang. Sebab waktu siang tumpuan bukan kepada alam...tetapi kepada dunia. Aku menjadi segar.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
He he he...aku pun nak buat...birokrasi neh!

Nice Contact Agreement (Humor)
I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to Pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have Elapsed between his presenting the check and the arrival in my account of The funds needed to honor it.
I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Entire salary, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place for only Eight years.
You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of Opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of penalty for The inconvenience caused to your bank.
My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused Me to rethink my errant financial ways.
I noticed that whereas I Personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging prerecorded, faceless entity Which your bank has be come.
In due course, I will issue your employee with a PIN number which he/she Must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 Digits but, again, I have modeled it on the number of button presses Required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As They say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
1. To make an appointment to see me
Your Humble Client

God sent me Ruhil
Tuhan dengar aku berdoa...lalu DIA menghantar Ruhil/
Apa nak buat lagi selain cuba menjadi hambaNya yang baik hati...
Susunan kehidupan yang amat cantik.
Monday, March 1, 2010
About my birthday
born was new.
Monday, November 19, 1979
Moon's age (days): 0Distance (Earth radii): 61.00
Percent Illumination 0.00%
Ecliptic latitude (degrees): 5.07
Ecliptic longitude (degrees): 232.74
9 November 1979
My date of conception was on or about 26 February 1979 which was a Monday.
I was born on a Monday
under the astrological sign Scorpio.
My Life path number is 11
Life Path Compatibility:
Most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
Should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6.
May or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
Least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.
The Julian calendar date of my birth is 2444196.5.
The golden number for 1979 is 4.
The epact number for 1979 is 2.
The year 1979 was not a leap year.
My birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 1/28/1979 and ending 2/15/1980.
I was born in the Chinese year of the Goat.
My Native American Zodiac sign is Snake; your plant is Thistle.
I was born in the Egyptian month of Tyby, the first month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).
My date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 29 Heshvan 5740.
Or if I born after sundown then the date is 30 Heshvan 5740.
The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is 12.18.6.7.12 which is
12 baktun 18 katun 6 tun 7 uinal 12 kin
The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Monday, 28 Dhi'l-Hijjih 1399 (1399-12-28). (tapi ayah kata i Muharram)
The date of Easter on my birth year was Sunday, 15 April 1979.
The date of Orthodox Easter on my birth year was Sunday, 22 April 1979.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on my birth year was Wednesday 28 February 1979.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of my birth was Sunday 3 June 1979.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of my birth was Sunday 10 June 1979.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of my birth was Saturday, 22 September 1979.
The date of Passover in the year of my birth was Thursday, 12 April 1979.
The date of Mardi Gras on my birth year was Tuesday 27 February 1979.
As of 3/1/2010 6:53:48 AM EST
I am 30 years old.
I am 364 months old.
I am 1,580 weeks old.
I am 11,060 days old.
I am 265,446 hours old.
I am 15,926,813 minutes old.
I am 955,608,828 seconds old.
Celebrities who share my birthday:McCaughey septuplets (1997) Kerri Strug (1977) Jodie Foster (1962) Meg Ryan (1961) Calvin Klein (1942) Ted Turner (1938) Dick Cavett (1936) Larry King (1933) Indira Gandhi (1917) Tommy Dorsey (1905) James Garfield (1831)
Top songs of 1979
My age is the equivalent of a dog that is 4.32876712328767 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)
There are 263 days till my next birthday
on which my cake will have 31 candles.
Those 31 candles produce 31 BTUs,
or 7,812 calories of heat (that's only 7.8120 food Calories!) .
I can boil 3.54 US ounces of water with that many candles.
In 1979 there were approximately 3.1 million births in the US.
In 1979 the US population was approximately 203,302,031 people, 57.4 persons per square mile.
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 2,152,662 marriages (10.1%) and 1,036,000 divorces (4.9%)
In 1979 in the US there were approximately 1,921,000 deaths (9.5 per 1000)
In the US a new person is born approximately every 8 seconds.
In the US one person dies approximately every 12 seconds.
In 1979 the population of Australia was approximately 14,602,481.
In 1979 there were approximately 223,129 births in Australia.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 104,396 marriages and 37,854 divorces.
In 1979 in Australia there were approximately 106,568 deaths.
My birth flower is CHRYSANTHEMUM ( aku suka minum teh bunga ni) feberetooooooo...
My birthstone is Citrine
The Mystical properties of Citrine
Citrine is said to help one connect with Spirit.Some lists consider these stones to be my birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)
Yellow Topaz, Pearl, Diamond
My birth tree is
Chestnut Tree, the HonestyOf unusual beauty, does not want to impress, well-developed sense of justice, vivacious, interested, a born diplomat, but irritable and sensitive in company, often due to a lack of self-confidence, acts sometimes superior, feels not understood, loves only once, has difficulties in finding a partner.
Sakit kepala
Berita yang diterima minggu ni semua tahap berat. Kawan meninggal, Kak Not kena tahan wad lama, Abang Adi eksiden motor, dan Syafia Humaira pecah perut, pecah ginjal. Tu tak kira konfrontasi dengan Ju Onn Bainah lagi, nak buat lab syif malam kena tunggu bos balik masjid. Kalau bukan tak kerana Ju onn tu aku tak kesah mana.
Tadi sempoi ja budak budak forensik bawak tengkorak orang pelbagai saiz dalam 5 bijik lalu depan bilik aku. Aku tanya Kak Jan kakak attendan yang baik hati itu ...apa kes ni? Macam gawat je tiba2 expose tengkorak selamba dalam plastik macam topi keledar. Patut la Ju Onn suka tempat aku..budak2 ni simpan tengkorak.
Kepala berat gila nak terima. Kerja banyak, nak balik lewat dah segan-segan.
Bab cerita Syafia Humaira tu limit, nyut nyut kepala aku sakit. Sebab dari semalam lagi aku tengok Metro pasal cerita ni. Jeling-jeling. Nak hadap lebih-lebih, banyak hala ke lain pula.
Hari ni...aku interview si Sha sebab dia fanatik Metro... apa kes sebenarnya ni ..apa kes? Budak tu punya la comel... lepas dikorek-korek rupanya kucar kacir semua. Macam tak ada agama semua. Sebijik zaman jahiliyah. SEBIJIK. Bab ni semua salah, budak tu je yang tak salah. Mak budak tu, atuk nenek budak tu, jantan kaki pukul tu, masyarakat budak tu. Kau, aku ...salah semua. Islam tak ajar bukan mahram boleh duduk serumah. Ni ikut agama mana ni? Lepas tu pulak tak duduk dalam gua diorang ni. Duduk tepi rumah orang kiri kanan. Orang kiri kanan tu buat apa. Ngok ngek semuanya. NGOK NGEK/.
Patut la gunung ganang bukit bukau semua tolak jawatan 'khalifah',..berat...berat... tengok ulama sekarang kena semua...KENA!..fitnah tak muat nak angkut...
Agama penting... tapi takkan terdiri agama tanpa SYIAR. Siapakah yang bertanggungjawab terhadap syiar ni...jawab jawab jawab...